Gryffindor

A Hogwarts house everyone wants to be in just because the main character is in it even though they might not always fit in. The main characteristics are loyal and valiant.

She's smart and loyal, she should be a Gryffindor.
No, you're just trying to make her a Gryffindor cause you like her.

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Donald

Great person.

He's such a Donald, he is really smart and cool!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Buzzfeed

A website dedicated for teens and adults where 12 year olds feel mature and get mad when they're reported for being under age. Extremely addictive quizzes and articles, where they'll guess your favorite pizza based on your sock color. WARNING- Don't go there on work.

I'll start my work, just after this Buzzfeed quiz.

5 years later

Just one more.....

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 19, 2020

procrastination

taking BuzzFeed quizzes

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

IQ

How well you do in IQ tests. The formula to find it consists of your mental and chronological age put as a fraction, multiplied by 100.

I have an IQ of 160!
Really? How?
I just guessed on all the questions and got it right!
Now that's smart!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Donald

Great person.

He's such a Donald, he is really smart and cool!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

PhotoBooth

Where people with low IQ who are addicted to their phones go when they don't have internet.

I have no internet! Ughhh! I know! I want to be in front of a screen so I'll go to photobooth!
Wouldn't you just read this book!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020