how r u?
The most boring phrase you can start up your online converstation with. Often used when you don't want to talk to someone, but feel that you need to because they are online.
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how r u?
The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.
<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*
how r u? by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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how r u today
How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk
CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk
CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk
how r u today by DesignGenius September 26, 2009
How rude!
A phrase used to express disgust towards other people's lack of manners. In other words, somebody's just been a snob or a jerk to you, your family, or your friends, and since you're really, really mad at them, you mumble "How rude!" when they walk off. Also a phrase made popular by the 1990's show "Full House" character Stephanie Tanner (played by Jodie Sweetin).
How rude! by Big Blue Note November 30, 2005
how rude
DJ: If Mr. Bear's related to anyone in this room its the mattress.
Stephanie: Mr Bear says, how rude.
Stephanie: Mr Bear says, how rude.
how rude by TaurusBaby04 July 7, 2020
How Le rude
How Le rude by PixieWoman April 20, 2008
HOW DO I RUN
Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
HOW DO I RUN by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024
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