how r u?

The most boring phrase you can start up your online converstation with. Often used when you don't want to talk to someone, but feel that you need to because they are online.

<CuTe BaYbEe> Hi
<Sabs> Hiya
<CuTee BaYbEe> How r u?
<Sabs> ok
....*silence*....
*Sabs appears to be offline*

how r u? by Sabarbar May 20, 2004

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how r u?

The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.

<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*

how r u? by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

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how r u today

How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk

CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk

How r u today?

im gd fanks!

How r u today?
im nt so gd - I need 2 tlk 2 sum1 pls

how r u today by DesignGenius September 26, 2009

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How rude!

A phrase used to express disgust towards other people's lack of manners. In other words, somebody's just been a snob or a jerk to you, your family, or your friends, and since you're really, really mad at them, you mumble "How rude!" when they walk off. Also a phrase made popular by the 1990's show "Full House" character Stephanie Tanner (played by Jodie Sweetin).

"Well, how rude!" I angrily mumbled as the dumb old preppies gave me the evil smirk.

How rude! by Big Blue Note November 30, 2005