Houston High

A high school in Germantown, Tn with the snobbiest, annoying and fakest kids go. Most of the kids are rich and suck their dads dick.

Aye bro, where she go? Ah dont fuck with her she go to a Houston High

by BigClappa November 08, 2018

Houston high

School with an identity crisis- is it in Germantown or Collierville?
Does it have snobby white girls in their dads jeeps or trashy black soundcloud rappers?
Are the teachers rude and unhelpful or are the kids ungrateful little shits?
The answer to these questions will always be both.

Jeez dude, you go to Houston high? When's the last time your classmates weren't assholes?

by CigBlappa January 30, 2019

houston high

this is the richest ghetto school you will encounter. the rich germantown whities tryna act black all the mf time and this where all the plugs at. houston is a good school academic wise but DAYUM THESE KIDS DUMB AF.

oh she go to houston high? ew lol

by cancellationbitch August 29, 2021

Houston High-Five

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.

George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!

by Vlad the Impaler November 01, 2006

Whitney Houston high

To be very obviously, and publicly fucked up on some sort of drug.

Did you see her last night? damn...she was whitney houston high!

by claridiva2000 January 30, 2015

chartiers houston high school

a small school where you can find hill billy’s, trumpies, and a large group called “da boys”. the kids at chartiers like to write on the bathroom stalls woth period blood, and or pencil. some exotic things to find at chartiers are boys taking the doors off the bathroom stalls and kids smoking under the stairs. the food at chartiers tastes similar to the food you would give your dead grandmother.

“you go to chartiers houston high school?”

“yes”

“you nasty thing”

by borderline dumb November 15, 2021

Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.

Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*

by Bella the princess November 06, 2023