House Wife

See Jes Smith, Manwhore

A man who can sew, and even occasionally cleans.

by Surrender your Monarchy December 15, 2004

house-wife freak

This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.

Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.

To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.

Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.

Again?

by Don & Mar December 6, 2016

house wife hottie

supper supper sexy housewife or your friends atractive porn star mom (AKA Danny's mom)

"hey danny ur mom is hot", "shut the fuck up fatty"

by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

jail house wife

a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person

i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?

by ymk.vibez December 15, 2017

Amelia's house wife

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.

A: Have you heard of Amelia's house wife?
B: Yeah they're that really pogchamp girl on discord

by calli0px June 19, 2021

National help your wife around the house day

December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)

Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!

by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011