house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.

Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.

house burger by Truthbot July 22, 2012

House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.

Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.

House Burger by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016

Krauted House Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

Krauted House Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger 

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

rusty horse burger 

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

rusty horse burger by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

horse burger 

when a topic has been discussed to the point of overkill; you have gone beyond "beating a dead horse"- the horse has been beaten, processed, and is now a burger

I know we've discussed this argument a million times, but we will never agree- it is a horse burger at this point.

horse burger by Purpl Ppl Eater February 14, 2023

One Horse Open Slaw Burger 

A Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the One Horse Open Slaw Burger, you should try it!"

One Horse Open Slaw Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018