houd

When you are a 'houd' it is when someone thinks you are a monster/threat.

"Are you okay, Charlie?"
"Yes, I you just surprised me, I thought you where a houd."
"It's okay. ha ha"
"Let's invite Leon Xz over to have a three way!"
"Yay! Penis!"

by The real genuine in-the-flesh June 1, 2014

Ik houd van je

It means "I love you" in Dutch.

When you say "ik houd van je" to someone. you are telling them you love them.

by Liz-beth July 1, 2007

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

nour el houda

"Nour" means "light" in Arabic

And "El Houda" means "the right path"
So it pretty much means "the light of the right path"or the light that shows and illuminates the right path"

It is an arabic and Islamic name given to females, maybe even males

"she looks illuminated today"
"Of course, it's Nour El Houda"

by kuroosconfusedcumslut December 22, 2019

Houda

Houda is a good-looking Moroccan girl. Everyone knows her! She has great humor and she is always laughing. If you have a friend called Houda, don’t lose her! Because you will never find another girl with the same personality as Houda. Houda is funny, pretty and a bit weird, but weird in a good way. She is also very smart if we talk about school stuff. Houda Is always right about things. Houda has long brown hair. Houda and her phone are besties! She loves taking photos of herself and her friends. She loves talking with people. She can stand up for herself.

“ omg do u know Houda?” “ yes ofcourse I know her! Everyone knows her”

“ Houda is amazing!”

“ Houda stop chatting”

“ you better can’t have quarrel with Houda, she’s gonna roast you!”

by Amineee October 27, 2019

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017