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Hotaling 

A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!
"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"

"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"

"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)
Hotaling by the shin sucker April 28, 2010

Hotwalling

To Hotwall
Me and William totally went hotwalling the other night. In the basement. Next to the Ramen Noodles. With a hammer. And a bunt cake.
Hotwalling by Shazamio January 17, 2011

Hobnailing 

To kick the living shit out of someone during a fight.

Derived from hobnailed boots that are heavy durable boots with hobnails through the soles. If you kicked someone with a hobnailed boot, you'd likely do some damage.
Nigel gave Gerald a proper hobnailing that night and now Gerald eats through a straw
Hobnailing by Dangermouse September 23, 2018

hotmazing 

Used to describe something that is even more than amazing and is thus hotmazing.
That new Lil' Wayne song is hotmazing.

My new cherry flavored lipgloss is hotmazing.
hotmazing by Sabrett October 21, 2007

Hotmazing  

hotmazing a combonation of hot and amazing used to describe a hot and you amazing looking person.
Hotmazing by Akakalolaka April 1, 2009

hotmasking 

Farting, only to realise your mask is in your back pocket.
Hotmasking makes wearing a face mask a risky venture.
hotmasking by BobbyD77 September 10, 2020
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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