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Hot Bowl 

Hot Bowl - noun: When a toilet seat is still warm from the previous user.

to Hot Bowl - verb: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.

Hot Bowling - gerund: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.
The airport terminal was so packed that there was more space in the bathroom even though passengers were waiting inside for their turn to hot bowl the stall.

My favorite part of chili days on chilly days is that the hot bowling after lunch warms up my cold legs.
Hot Bowl by tuckerjack48 April 13, 2024
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hot bowl of soup 

v. the act of farting in hat, and sticking it under someone's nose like a hot bowl of soup.
hot bowl of soup by Marco A. May 16, 2006

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

Eat a hot bowl of dicks 

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.
'Eat a hot bowl of dicks' - Ice T

hot dog ramen bowl 

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.
Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowllast night.
hot dog ramen bowl by Meater1234 December 31, 2023

Bowling Alley Hot 

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.
-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.