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A gay white boy from Florida who catfishes in kik group chats that has a voice of a constipated chipmunk
"Hey stop being a Hosteez and show yourself"
Hosteez by Teamseshboner May 14, 2015
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A gay white boy from Florida who catfishes in kik group chats that has a voice of a constipated chipmunk
"Hey stop being a Hosteez and show yourself"
Hosteez by Teamseshboner May 14, 2015

hustweed 

derived from the english word PIMP. kinda like balling outta control. created from the typo; huistvd. spread it like WILDFIRE. yeah you heard us.
1: Your mom was HUSTWEED last night.
2: This bagel is HUSTWEED, fool.
3: &*%$ing HUSTWEED.
4: I busted a cap in that HUSTWEED's ass.
hustweed by HUST TO THE WEED March 22, 2005
A real person the most real one of them all, he be a great guy to talk too and a good person in general the best that you will ever see or meet sexy too the most sexy person alive
Hosteen is a good friend and a great person
hosteen by Therealkingnpname November 21, 2023
Someone who is absolutely gay and loves to suck cock. He is a stool pusher but will always take care of everyone around him. He has a white sheen to him. His penis is short but he is willing to give it away as always. He also generous with his money and always gives away 40$. He loves his dad and always cares for his family. He tries to keep his sex life away from his family life but often gets caught in the act. He loves going to the gym and does every sport possible, he loves to run and swim. He often practices boxing and dreams of becoming a boxer. He is not the one you want to mess with and will always protect everyone in his life. He is willing to fight everyone because he wants to defend his ground. He is native and it his fighting background comes from that. He defends what is his and his feelings. He also can read minds so don't try to keep anything from him. There is not much that he can't do. You would for sure want him in your life and on your side like State Farm.
Hey, lets go hit up hosteen to go stool pushing then we can go to the gym and spar.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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