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I stuck my hosker right up her
hosker by Wooder June 1, 2006
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Justin Hosker 

Is the absolute coolest person to ever grace the face of any planet ever to exist
Have you ever killed a bear with your bare hands?

Justin Hosker has

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Steak Hooker 

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.
<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?
hookery by tomayto July 6, 2009

Hooker Tooth 

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.
Hooker Tooth by Gar Grim February 3, 2018