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Horwitzer 

An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.
I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.
Horwitzer by Heman2020 August 21, 2011
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Howitzer hanging

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!
Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Howitzer 

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.
1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.
Howitzer by Snake July 18, 2004

street howitzer 

A large guage shotgun that is modified with a shorter barrel. The phrase originated in the late 1800's, but had a resurgence of popularity in the 20's and 30's.
On my deliveries, I always keep a street howitzer in my truck.
street howitzer by GrifterOi May 29, 2008

chowder howitzer 

A dick, erect and ready to blow
I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.
chowder howitzer by Chach July 31, 2003

howitzer 

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.
Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.
howitzer by TI November 13, 2004

Spicy Howitzer 

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry
Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer
Spicy Howitzer by FOTV June 1, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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