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An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.
I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.
by Heman2020 August 17, 2011
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2020
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