Horwitzer

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An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.

I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.

Horwitzer by Heman2020 August 21, 2011

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Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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Howitzer

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

Howitzer by Snake July 18, 2004

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street howitzer

A large guage shotgun that is modified with a shorter barrel. The phrase originated in the late 1800's, but had a resurgence of popularity in the 20's and 30's.

On my deliveries, I always keep a street howitzer in my truck.

street howitzer by GrifterOi May 29, 2008

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chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

chowder howitzer by Chach July 31, 2003

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howitzer

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.

Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.

howitzer by TI November 13, 2004

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Spicy Howitzer

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry

Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer

Spicy Howitzer by FOTV June 1, 2015

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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