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real horseshoe crab hours 

it means molly wants to have sex with you
“yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”

Golden Horseshoe 

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.
You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.
Golden Horseshoe by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.
Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

Horseshoe Theory

The ''Horseshoe theory'', is the the theory in which; 1. Radical ideas that are pure antonyms hold the exact same arguments. 2. Seeing as the ideas in question hold the same arguments, anyone blindly following one belief, will eventually transfer to mindlessly following the opposing idea.

The only exceptions are the people who lose their ability to, and the people who never had the ability to. The notion behind this concept, is that all extremes are bad. The only way of falling into an extreme belief is by being brainwashed. Only The Sith deal in absolutes after all.
The Theory is generally used referring to the far left, and the far right on the political spectrum. However, it can also be used to explain other instances where someone changes their opinion on a matter.
A great example of the Horseshoe Theory, is Benito Mussolini. Mussolini was an anti-war socialist who later became a pro-war fascist.

mexican horseshoe 

A super crazy sexual position only done south of the border. Involves three prostitutes, four bottles of corn syrup, a sack of flour, a size 7/8 socket wrench, a pound of ground cinnamon, and a donkey with a ski mask.
Man! I had the best night! Totally got me a Mexican horseshoe in Mexico City! Shoot yeah the herpes are working!

Hells Horseshoe 

The deep red color recieved on ones hind quarters or 'butt' after spending several minutes or hours on the toilet. This deep red color is often times in the shape of a horseshoe.
It was a mistake for John to read in the bathroom for so long because he really got hells horseshoe on him.

The streaker obviously had been sitting on the toilet for quite some time due to the horseshoe from hell on his rear end
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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