Horsehole 

A person who has no understanding of anything and will do something totally illogical to make them look half 'cool'.

Person 1: Look at Jamie over there, he's trying to eat nachos with no hands!
Person 2: Jamie is such a damn 'Horsehole'!

Horsehole by Strapher June 27, 2017

horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

Household 6 

Term used by military member to refer to their spouse. Household 6 runs things at home not only everyday but also while their spouse is away during deployments, TDYs, and training. Often raising the couples children alone, handling PCSes alone, and anything where a POA is needed for their spouse. Name originated in two parts, Household for where the spouse spends most of their time, and 6 is a designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.

Last minute training, good thing my Household 6 packed my bag.

Household 6 by milspouse89 February 11, 2012

Golden Horseshoe 

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.

You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.

Golden Horseshoe by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.

Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

San Francisco horseshoe by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020

householdered 

When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.

They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.

Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.

householdered by fuhnetic February 13, 2014

horseposer 

The unit of measure which is boosted when a tuner affixes vinyl "sponsorship" decals to his car.

Those 5 stickers on that guys front fender increase his horseposer by 1.8% each!

horseposer by Justin H Scott February 5, 2009