Horse Trade 

A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.

Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!

Horse Trade by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021

Horse of all trades 

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none”

“Im a bit of a horse of all trades”

“Huh?”

Horse of all trades by JimmyJimmersonThe6th July 16, 2025

housetrade 

In-house servant. Slave Someone who waits on you hand and foot for an unspecified amount of time, unless otherwise agreed upon during initial arrangements.
Must not be very verbal for their opinion is not valued, and will cause them to be ejected and replaced with the next housetrade in rotation. Housetrade can be punished for defiance, theivery, fraternizing with other housetrade, and slacking.
Someone who offers a life of servitude, including and not limited to sexual favors for yourself, and anyone else you request, washing, cooking, cleaning, babysitting, etc., in exchange for you gracing them with your mere presence.

I may keep the new housetrade in rotation longer than the last one. He eats a mean cootie, keeps my floors clean enough to eat off of,always has a blurnt rolled, gets my coffee just right in the morning, walks the dog, doesn't shrink my clothes in the laundry, and he licks toes. Damn shame I don't know his name. Oh well. Housetrade! Come make me a sandwich.

housetrade by Crashington Coutois September 3, 2009