Definitions by JimmyJimmersonThe6th
Spinning The Yarn
“What do you think?”
“You start spinning the yarn, when I think the times right, I’ll make a move.”
“Why not.”
“You start spinning the yarn, when I think the times right, I’ll make a move.”
“Why not.”
Spinning The Yarn by JimmyJimmersonThe6th October 28, 2026
Untrained Ear
“Did you hear about my buddy John’s car crash?”
“Oh no I didn’t, is he ok?”
“Yeah they had to amputate his left arm. But he’s alright (all right) now.”
“That’s good to hear. It can be difficult to recover mentally and physically from an amputation, but it’s great to hear he’s… all.. right.. now. I see what you did there. NOW to the Untrained Ear, alright refers to doing well, like recovering fine. But in John’s case, alright is actually the homophone all right, because his left arm got cut off, so now he’s all right. You know who would love this? Eric. Let’s get him on the horn.”
“Oh no I didn’t, is he ok?”
“Yeah they had to amputate his left arm. But he’s alright (all right) now.”
“That’s good to hear. It can be difficult to recover mentally and physically from an amputation, but it’s great to hear he’s… all.. right.. now. I see what you did there. NOW to the Untrained Ear, alright refers to doing well, like recovering fine. But in John’s case, alright is actually the homophone all right, because his left arm got cut off, so now he’s all right. You know who would love this? Eric. Let’s get him on the horn.”
Untrained Ear by JimmyJimmersonThe6th October 7, 2026
Bohemian Tragedy
A remix of Bohemian Rhapsody that is so atrocious, its causing Freddie Mercury to spiral in his grave at 1200 RPM
Bohemian Tragedy by JimmyJimmersonThe6th August 6, 2026
Goatfuck
A situation, worse than a clusterfuck or FUBAR, that has gone completely wrong in everyway possible, mostly due to blatant incompetence, and every attempt to rectify it only makes it even more embarrassing and fucked.
"TOC to entry team; To say today's mission was a Goatfuck is an understatement. The situation is under control by some miracle. Roll in for debrief."
Goatfuck by JimmyJimmersonThe6th August 6, 2026
Luxury Opinion
Luxury Opinion by JimmyJimmersonThe6th June 30, 2026
Pedantylimpics
When everybody on something with public discussion, a social media post for example, ignores the point and goes straight to Pedantylimpics
Pedantylimpics by JimmyJimmersonThe6th June 5, 2026
W⚓️
British slang for Wanker.
“Went to the fish n chips, yeah? Geezer says to me ‘yer soon mate’ u wot? Chinned the W⚓️ then and there.”
W⚓️ by JimmyJimmersonThe6th May 30, 2026