Friend 1. "No, these are my Cool Ranch Doritos, go out and buy your own."
Friend 2. "I'm not gonna drive my car to a Walmart to get chips just give me some."
Friend 1. "My house, my rules."
Friend 2. "Oh you fucking house nazi, I'm outta here. Pull that stick out of your ass will ya'!"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.