horse around

verb
1. To engage in pre-adolescent hijinks that generally annoy stodgy adults who were raised in a different time.
2. To ass-rape someone in the shower.

"Why is everybody so upest with what Jerry did, all i heard he did was horse around with some kids at camp?"

"Yes, but the bad kind of horsing around."

"Oh, Jesus."

horse around by martin grammatica November 17, 2011

Horse Around

Casual rough play

Don't horse around in here or you will break something

Horse Around by Mediatech December 24, 2009

Horse-Cocking Around 

Akin to “fucking around”. Wasting time dilly dallying

Can we quit horse-cocking around and get out of here

Horse-Cocking Around by Bone patrol May 30, 2022

Horse-footing around 

To be messing around in a joking manner

Why were you counting us earlier?
Sorry I was just horse-footing around.

Horse-footing around by Chiefhorse April 17, 2024

Doing some things around the house 

A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.

(Nothing good happens after 2 am)

Jessica told us she was “doing some things around the house”, when actually she was just doing Nick.

Doing some things around the house by vangloriousskookum December 14, 2022

National help your wife around the house day

December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)

Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!

National help your wife around the house day by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017

around the house 

One that is so fat, they actully are around the house.

Damn your mom is so fat that she because she just sits around the house all day (litterlay)

around the house by wade robberson April 30, 2005