Horse'd 

a)When someone gets so drunk they think they'll 100% pull a member of the opposite or same sex.
b)When someone doesn't pull more than 2 people
c) when they look like a horse usually after inbredness

a) duuuude, dolman was horse'd!
b) what a horse ben is!
c) yeah ben still looks like a horse

Horse'd by Peers August 4, 2008

Horse d'oeuvres 

Hors d'oeuvres that taste so horrible that they could be made with horse meat.

I'd stay away from that table - it's full of horse d'oeuvres.

Horse d'oeuvres by sbvancouver January 15, 2009

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run by PPHal December 12, 2023

Trojan Horse Disbursement 

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.

George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.

Trojan Horse Disbursement by Stathara February 25, 2011

Horse Dung 

Horse Dung is a condition where a fellow human being smells like horse dung. It reeks very bad and they should just take a darn shower. Morons.

“That kid has Horse Dung. EWWWWWWW”
“Looks like horse dung too. AHHGHAHAHAHA”
“Whyareyousomeantomeijustwantmymommy”

Horse Dung by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 14, 2021

hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties

Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.

hors d'oeuvre-ivore by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

hors d'oeuvres 

A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.

Pronounced: or-DERVS

Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.

hors d'oeuvres by dookeyboy November 28, 2010