Hoppin John 

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.

I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.

Hoppin John by A2theMFC June 7, 2018

hoppin' john 

Black eyed peas and rice, mixed with ham hocks, or other things. Basically slop for people. Used only by poor whites, and extremely rural blacks. Most likely, the only place you'll hear this word anymore is southern Georgia, or Mississippi or some place like that.

A word most try-hard blacks from the suburbs have no clue what the meaning is, even though they go on and on about how "they luv them sum soul food"

Leroy: Ma'me what you cooking tonight?
Hatty May: I aint nigga. You betta make some hoppin' john from what we had last night. And heat up that Jiffy cornbread!

hoppin' john by mr. waites October 29, 2007

hoppin johns 

Black Eyed Peas. Traditional Southern USA New Year's Eve dish of Black Eyed Peas, spicy sausage, tomatoes and rice.

Hoppin Johns are traditonal Soul Food.

hoppin johns by Roger Scheel January 1, 2009

john Hopkin 

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.

John Hopkin is super sensitive

john Hopkin by John Rumple March 29, 2021