Definitions by A2theMFC

Hoppin John 

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.

I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.

Hoppin John by A2theMFC June 7, 2018