Hoppin John

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.
I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.
by A2theMFC June 07, 2018
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