This is a dangerous variation of chocolate bars, which poses as the brand name "Knoppers" in the real world. The original Hoppean Bar is the Knoppers Peanut Bar. Chances of getting Hoppean Syndrome upon first consumption are dangerously high, not reccomended.
A charachteristic of the Hoppean Bar is it's immaculate taste, which lures the victims in. Each variety of the bar ranges in its taste and danger level, the original always being on top.
that guy just ate a hoppean bar. he might get hoppean syndrome....
Hoppean Syndrome is any unusual bowel movement, which was originally caused by the consumption of the highly dangerous Hoppean Bar. It has now evolved into any unusual bowel movement.
A method of bid to encourage engagement and participation within a dedicated community of shred pioneers.
"Dude 'Benjamin Bailout Mosley' just took another huge backflip off that hookless deck"
"Yeah he's got a fat stash of Alpha's and is Hoppeing to get the kids hooked on hookless then bump up the prices."