Hoppean

Based af ideology that calls for the physical removal of degenerates and those with a high time preference. Also known as anarcho-fascism.

Person 1:Did you hear that Joe is hoppean?
Person 2:Yes, he offered me a helicopter ride.

by Thegovishidingit October 25, 2020

Hoppean Bar

This is a dangerous variation of chocolate bars, which poses as the brand name "Knoppers" in the real world. The original Hoppean Bar is the Knoppers Peanut Bar. Chances of getting Hoppean Syndrome upon first consumption are dangerously high, not reccomended.
A charachteristic of the Hoppean Bar is it's immaculate taste, which lures the victims in. Each variety of the bar ranges in its taste and danger level, the original always being on top.

that guy just ate a hoppean bar. he might get hoppean syndrome....

by callmedjango June 16, 2023

Hoppean Syndrome

Hoppean Syndrome is any unusual bowel movement, which was originally caused by the consumption of the highly dangerous Hoppean Bar. It has now evolved into any unusual bowel movement.

He's been in the toilet for an hour now, he's got Hoppean Syndrome.

by flippytippy May 31, 2023