Hortjob

A type of sexual stimulation to the penis that involves the ear.

"Hey dude, did you get a blowjob from that chick last night?"
"No man, but she gave me the best hortjob ever."

by hort_enthusiast January 2, 2021

hornjob

1. A term in the Brony fandom that refers to the act of a pony sucking on a unicorn's horn, sexually or not.

2. Any work done to a unicorn's horn (such as filing).

Whenever Rarity goes to the spa, she gets a hornjob as part of the package.

by DK_The_White November 13, 2011

hornjob

A person who hasn't had intercourse in a while and is feeling excessively rambunctious.

"Rah bredda stop chirpsing me! your such a hornjob!"

by Jojoba January 17, 2008

Hortobagyi

big pimpin'

foshizzle, they be all hortobagyi n' gravy - know what i'm saying?

by g0d March 20, 2003

Hootjob

When someone has 3 fingers that are actually toe thumbs gives a handjob it becomes a hootjob.

Damn, Megan gave me a hootjob last night, what a saucy minx

by Unbenchable April 30, 2021