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Hootcifer 

The almighty hooty by the nickname of Hootcifer. Hootcifer is a name mixed with hooty and Lucifer his best friend Lilith came up with and If you're reading this which you probably are but you might be the chaotic Hootcifer
"Don't worry Hootcifer I'll protect you."
- Lilith
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Hootieraff

Someone who dances extraordinary to the sound of electronic dance music.
That dude is a fucking hootieraff
Hootieraff by KobeWonGinobli April 3, 2021

hoosifer 

A name given to anyone who's last name may be Vanhoose and is directly related to satan himself.

vanhoose: give me your soul so i may digest it, my lord satan has crowned me the queen of evil, bow to me minion!
me: damn hoosifer. a bit tense today?
vanhoose: no why?
me: no reason. how would you like a welding rod to snack on?
vanhoose: sounds delicious.
hoosifer by mr.flagg February 27, 2008

Hoolifer 

Someone who is messed up in the head and thinks of multiple scenarios in their head, typically bad ones including murder or violence. They usually have a high anxiety level and/or depression with multiple mood swings a day. A Hoolifer can usually hide all these symptoms from someone, no matter how close they are to them. They also normally wear a hood or something to cover their face and prefer being alone and/or in the dark.
Hoolifer's are a very small group, but a very dangerous one because you don't know who could be one.
Hoolifer by Hoolifer December 16, 2020

hootieraff

A person who dances extraordinarily to the sound of EDM.
That dude is a fucking hootieraff
hootieraff by KobeWonGinobli April 3, 2021

hoecifer 

1: A hoe with the full support of the dark lord himself, Lucifer. 2: A hoe with the uncanny ability to open her legs and swallow the souls unsuspecting men, akin to the gates of hell itself. 3: What god-fearing women might use to describe another woman who has tainted their significant other.
That is the sexiest man in this bar. Too bad he’s being consumed by hoecifer over there.

It’s too bad you guys broke up.

Don’t even get me started, I can’t talk about him OR hoecifer.
hoecifer by Dog-eared page February 4, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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