Definitions by mr.flagg

chunkalufagus

A word used to describe some sorry sonofabitch who is extremely chunky while maintaining the looks of something resembaling snuffalufagus from sesame street.

whats up chunkalufagus? i think i'll slap you with a corn dog you cause your so damn ugly and fat.

chunkalufagus by mr.flagg February 27, 2008

hoosifer 

A name given to anyone who's last name may be Vanhoose and is directly related to satan himself.

vanhoose: give me your soul so i may digest it, my lord satan has crowned me the queen of evil, bow to me minion!
me: damn hoosifer. a bit tense today?
vanhoose: no why?
me: no reason. how would you like a welding rod to snack on?
vanhoose: sounds delicious.

hoosifer by mr.flagg February 27, 2008

humpty bitch 

1.a fat rolly polly type of bitch.
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog

1. Go eat another cake you humpty bitch
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.

humpty bitch by mr.flagg February 26, 2008