Hoodieism 

The religion of wearing hoodies whenever you're capable of it, You also must wear the hood at all times.

***In class

Teacher: Take off your hoodie

You: doesn't take off hoodie

*Teacher sends you to the principles office
principle: Why aren't you taking your hood off?

You: I follow the religion of hoodieism

- Can't get in trouble cuz it's your religion

Hoodieism by your dads moms cousins son January 25, 2021

Hodgeism 

A spout of wisdom from Hodge, normally something obvious that Hodge points

I didn't know what to do, but then Hodge gave me one of his Hodgeisms.

Hodgeism by Hodgeables August 20, 2007

Hoodism

Hoodism, a religion simalar to buddhism, based on the ancient teachings of Hooda, is the path to attain god-like gangster powers and enlightment. Requires seclusion from the civilized world and a life devoted to gangbanging, smoking crack, spray painting, and pimpin hoes.

Freddy Smith converted to hoodism after he dropped out of school, left his home and fucked his best friends mom after gangbanging his father with other followers of hoodism.

Hoodism by tDs-diN, TINGBOE > j00 December 6, 2004

Hoodmeister 

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.

Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.

Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

homieism 

a measure of great friendship, it is used in extreme cases describing how much of a "homie" someone is

He was gonna marry some bitch and be miserable for 5 months, for your birthday present. thats straight homieism!!!!

homieism by Mr.Bead September 28, 2010

hoodooism 

A person who practices/studies/cultivates Hoodoo} ( an African-American [based folk spirituality and folk magic).

John Doe is a hoodooist, he's a follower/believer/practitioner of hoodooism.

The origin of hoodooism is as old as mankind's existence.

When one practices the ways of hoodooism, they become a hoodooist/hoodoo mage/hoodoo conjurer.

hoodooism by Peterson Conjurer May 15, 2018

Hoodies 

The greatest thing to ever exist.

My hoodies are so comfy

Hoodies by Secret_pandacorn_ January 31, 2018