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Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
Being totally in love or addicted to someone.
We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked
Hooked by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.
Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'
hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

whale oil beef hooked 

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

Hooked On Phonics 

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
Hooked On Phonics by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!
Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!
Hooked on Bronix by Asian Terror December 29, 2010