Hooby looby 

When you get the straight laced conservative white man to suck your dick behind the Hobby Lobby.

I was getting the eyes, I thought he wanted a hooby looby.

He made an anti gay comment in the check out line and I told him I'd give him a hooby looby in the back. He said yes!

Hooby looby by Thatbitch240 January 11, 2023

Hobby-Lobbying 

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

Hobby-Lobbying by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010

Hobby Lobby 

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions

Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.

Hobby Lobby by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

hobby lobby 

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.

I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.

hobby lobby by rem-death June 30, 2014

hobby lobby 

A poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.

The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the first World War; it was a real hobby lobby.

hobby lobby by rideurbike June 30, 2014

hobby lobby sloppy toppy 

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.

Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

hobby lobby sloppy toppy by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023

Hobby Lobby 

To take away something that someone needs because you don't like it.

I caught Monisha eating a bagel for breakfast again so I Hobby Lobbied that gluten right into the trash can.

After returning from his first Scientology meeting, Tristan decided he had to Hobby Lobby his girlfriend's Zoloft.

Hobby Lobby by modernfluff July 3, 2014