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Honeycakes 

An actress who is the absolute silliest! She is often found saying the word "meh!" very often, acting retarded, and sneaking up on unsuspecting honeypants. On any given night, you will most likely find her cooking and baking delicious food, working diligently on her homework, or cooking up a sexy surprise.
She is also the absolute hottest female ever to grace this planet. She has breasts that any warm-blooded man would want to build a summer home in.
CRICKEY mate! I think we've spotted us a honeycakes! You can tell because of her signature way of sneaking up on her prey. You'll notice that she has her hands sloped downwards, and they are at about breast level. I'd love to park my big Australian dick in between those luscious titties and build a summer home there! She's about to catch her prey...she got him! Now, honeycakes like to rape their prey before consuming them, and she's doing that right now. Her prey seems to really be getting into it. Now that she is done raping it, she seems to be running off, and acting like a...retard. This is quite odd in the animal kingdom, and you will only see a honeycakes exhibit such a behavior. What a rare sight!
Honeycakes by Teleboner May 31, 2010

Honeycake 

noun: When suddenly thrusting the head backwards, the neck and head form a flap of loose skin, colloquially known as a double chin. This extra chin is called, scientifically speaking, the honeycake.

verb: The act of thrusting the head backwards solely for the purpose of flaunting one's honeycake.
Whilst Facetiming, Joe and Obama (may he eternally be our president), had an outbreak of laughter due to Joe's honeycake.

Person being photographed: Please change the angle, my honeycake is showing!
Honeycake by fencergirl55 August 9, 2017

Shake Your Honeymaker Burger 

A specialized burger served with honey mustard
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shake Your Honeymaker Burger, it's served with honey mustard!"

honeycake 

Someone (usually male) who is so good, you want to eat them.
He is my honeycake and I want to put him in my mouth.
honeycake by 3rd Duke of Dorset November 23, 2007

Honeycane 

When your significant other is so busy doing several things at once that it's best to get out of the way and let them do their thing, or risk getting berated and beaten in the storm's wrath or cause a downpour of emotion.
"Hey hon, aren't you leaving right away?"

"Yeah, I'm scanning the last of the pictures, burning the scans to CDs, drying my hair, and getting ready to leave."

"Ok, I'll stay out of your way, Honeycane."
Honeycane by J_Boogieman March 24, 2012

hoecakes 

1. A multipurpose bread that is said to originate in Irvin, Kentucky.
2. A fried bread made from only self rising flour and water that can be used for any part of a meal.
3. Versatile bread that is very common in poor parts of Kentucky and other southern states.
4. Pocakes or poor cakes.
5. Replacement for bread, biscuits, pancakes or cornbread when you don't have the money for the real thing.
Debbie made some hoecakes and covered them with syrup for a nice Kentucky style breakfast.
hoecakes by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Honeybaked

Used to define the sketchiness of police
They said they pulled me over because my rear left light was out, which smells pretty honeybaked to me.

Or

The way the officer handled the whole situation was totally honeybaked.
Honeybaked by Kevin Larson December 16, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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