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Drive Home Alone 

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.
"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38 

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

Home-Aloned

'home-aloned" is a word reference from the movie home alone where a kid named Kevin McCallister who is mistakenly left behind has to deal with two burglars named Marv Murchins & Harry Lyme.

Getting "home-aloned" is when you are the victim of one or more booby traps by someone you didn't expect to think of something so smart.
Just like the kid from Home Alone!
Kevin: *Makes some genius booby traps in his house*

Marv & Harry: *Tries to break into his house*
Marv & Harry: *Doesn't expect the genius booby traps*
Kevin: "You didn't expect that huh? You filthy animal!"

Marv and Harry just got home-aloned.
Home-Aloned by Luke McDuck December 21, 2018

homealoned 

To get homealoned is to be the victim of several booby traps that where set up by the person who was "home alone.".
Genric kid: "You got your shit homealoned son XAXAXAX."
Bobby: *grunt in pain
Genric kid: "xaxaxa...."
homealoned by Ra`zac June 23, 2014

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026