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Holy Snap 

An elementary expression of excitement or joy without cursing!
"Holy snap! have you heard the new Jonas brother song."
Holy Snap by puntaganist February 3, 2010

holy snap, crackle, and pop

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.
Holy snap, crackle, and pop! I forgot to study for this test!

holy snapping duck shit! 

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:

Holy Snapping Assholes 

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.
Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

Holy snapping monkeys testicles 

A non offensive way to say holy shit
Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026