holy mother 

wow!

holy mother! you're kidding me!

holy mother by monica February 26, 2003

Holy mother 

when referencing something that shocked you

Person 1: holy mother!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: that shit scared me so bad!

Holy mother by hiheyheyohallohihi March 30, 2022

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

Holy Mother Mackerel 

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

Holy Mother Mackerel by institutional March 16, 2017

Holy Mother of Pearl 

this saying has its origins in the 70s love movement and was made really famous by Cheech & Chong in the 80s through their marijuanha films.

It does not mean OMG or awesome. It's a stand-alone phrase, usually preceding the phrase that will describe the object or situation that's freaking you out, blowing you away or leaving you at a loss for words.

It's present tense, denoting something that's actually happening and feels like it is beyond incredible.

Holy mother of pearl! Look at those tender young asses(on the beach);- cops in helicopter shadowing Cheech & Chong.

Holy mother of pearl! That's some serious shit.

Holy mother of pearl! That's one strong fuckin drink.

Holy mother of pearl! Did you see that?(a flying dog playing a guitar and shooting laserbeams from its eyes)

A spaceship appearing over London would leave you speechless, probably only with the ability to utter the words 'holy mother of pearl.'

Holy Mother of Pearl by Lanos Iceland July 28, 2011

Holy mother of hell 

An exclamation of frustration, excitement, etc.

(Walking through the halls of a very crowded school where freshmen feel it's okay to stand in the middle of the hall and make out)

"Holy mother of hell! Move it and get a room!"

Holy mother of hell by KayKaboom October 1, 2009

holy mother of burnt croissants 

Something Gabby's say when they are playing Fortnite

Holy Mother of Burnt Croissants! I almost got sniped.

holy mother of burnt croissants by Dark Flare January 7, 2021