holy tits 

A phrase most commonly used in a situation that is appaling or unbelievable. Similar to holy shit.

Holy tits! That girl is a guy?!

holy tits by c0balt April 26, 2006

Holy Tits 

When a woman has tits so large, they project heavenly light, and even angels sing their praises. You can hear the Casp in Holy Tits.

All praise, the Holy Tits!

Holy Tits by The Slending Angel March 30, 2015

holy tits 

The breasts of a nun or other female member of the clergy. This expression is most commonly used when your buddy decides to drive like he is Dale Earnhardt himself.

Josh, "Hey, We should go left!"
-tires squeal as Josh yanks the car into a power slide-
Sarah, "Holy tits!"

holy tits by lSd3d April 23, 2006

HOLY TITS!

A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...

(fast forward to 12/23/2012...maybe)

The Human race: "HOLY TITS!"

HOLY TITS! by admiralcrunchycrunch January 2, 2009

Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

Holy tits! by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

Holy tits Mcgee 

An exclamation of joy or wonder; a phrase that you say when you cannot believe what you just saw.

"That squirrel just attacked my dog!"
"Holy tits Mcgee!"

Holy tits Mcgee by Tony Q August 31, 2007

Holy Fucking Tits 

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.

HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

Holy Fucking Tits by ExDonnie May 17, 2010