The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's
Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho
by GoFigure0 March 05, 2025
My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it
Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025
Jimmy: "Tommy are you good bro?"
Tommy: "Yeah, all good..."
5 minutes later...
Tommy (crying): "She stole my girl bro!! she was lesbian!"
Jimmy: "I get it"
Tommy: "She! bro She! S. H. E."
Tommy: "Yeah, all good..."
5 minutes later...
Tommy (crying): "She stole my girl bro!! she was lesbian!"
Jimmy: "I get it"
Tommy: "She! bro She! S. H. E."
by GoFigure0 March 05, 2025
A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
Eli has become an insult
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025
"Skibidi Toilet" is an animated youtube series made by an animator known as DaFuq!?Boom!
This sad excuse for television has unfortunately plagued the youtube shorts feed with terrible content, I have attempted experimenting with my little brother by showing him the first episode, I write this in my attic as he has become a raging skibidi toilet addict, and he is trying to get his hands on any electronic possible. This started off funny as a stupid joke that got a few laughs when someone brought it up but now its gotten too far, the toddlers are fighting eachother for the IPads, Its not longer safe. DaFuq!?Boom! has been planning this all along hes going to make a toddler army. Somebody! call for help! Call the president, Call captain Kirk, Call Max Verstappen! I dont care who needs to be called, we need to stop this!
This sad excuse for television has unfortunately plagued the youtube shorts feed with terrible content, I have attempted experimenting with my little brother by showing him the first episode, I write this in my attic as he has become a raging skibidi toilet addict, and he is trying to get his hands on any electronic possible. This started off funny as a stupid joke that got a few laughs when someone brought it up but now its gotten too far, the toddlers are fighting eachother for the IPads, Its not longer safe. DaFuq!?Boom! has been planning this all along hes going to make a toddler army. Somebody! call for help! Call the president, Call captain Kirk, Call Max Verstappen! I dont care who needs to be called, we need to stop this!
Observation of toddlers watching Skibidi Toilet
Toddler 1: "lets watch Skibidi Toilet!"
Toddler 2: "YAY!"
Toddler 1:"Here it is! on my Ipad!"
Toddler 2: "Lets watch!"
Toddler 1&2 begin watching skibidi toilet, they watch for the next 4 hours and 57 minutes until the IPads battery dies
Toddler 1: "lets watch Skibidi Toilet!"
Toddler 2: "YAY!"
Toddler 1:"Here it is! on my Ipad!"
Toddler 2: "Lets watch!"
Toddler 1&2 begin watching skibidi toilet, they watch for the next 4 hours and 57 minutes until the IPads battery dies
by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025
It is a letter in the greek alphabet
Its also a Generation Alpha word for alpha male or macho, it came around a few years ago and has really caught oon with all the 10 year olds being on their phones watching TikTok, someday, Gen A is done for.
Its also a Generation Alpha word for alpha male or macho, it came around a few years ago and has really caught oon with all the 10 year olds being on their phones watching TikTok, someday, Gen A is done for.
Transcription of Jimmy and Tom
Tom: "Would'cha look at that jawline!"
Jimmy: "That guys jawline is fake."
Tom: "Its so sigma!"
Jimmy staggers back at the mention of the dreaded word,
Jimmy: "No, Tom, did brainrot get you too?"
Tom: "Your being kind of skibidi right now, are you trying to mog me!?"
Jimmy: "No! tom no! NOOOO!!!"
Tom: "Would'cha look at that jawline!"
Jimmy: "That guys jawline is fake."
Tom: "Its so sigma!"
Jimmy staggers back at the mention of the dreaded word,
Jimmy: "No, Tom, did brainrot get you too?"
Tom: "Your being kind of skibidi right now, are you trying to mog me!?"
Jimmy: "No! tom no! NOOOO!!!"
by GoFigure0 February 02, 2025