Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

holyshiteriffic

Very similar to exclaiming Holy shit! But with the 'terrific' at the end, you are exclaiming holy shit as a good thing.

Ex.: holyshiteriffic ! My favorite episode of South Park is on!

by El Joey November 2, 2006

Holyshitified

The sudden shock and awe one feels after witnessing a traumatizing or comedic event, the only word one uses after said event is "Holy Shit"

Person 1:"Dude did you see the fight between those two I have never seen so much blood...."

Person 2: "Yeah man I was holyshitified"

by Shepherd Smith October 20, 2009

holyshitomgfuck

A mash of common exclamations used to describe a situation that is otherwise mindbendingly undefineable. Also known by the acronym HSOMGF.

Did you see that episode of True Blood where Lorena's head got twisted backwards during sex? Holyshitomgfuck!

by OpenThePandorica December 14, 2010

HOLYSHIT

More like an expression; Extremely Surprised/Shocked. Unbelievable.

HOLYSHIT, it's a dinosaur!
HOLYSHIT, MUM'S BACK!

by KenXtreme July 24, 2010

holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag

the ultimate curse word. THE force to be reckoned with. You can't top it unless you added bitch, which doesn't flow as nicely. When holy crap, god damn, shit son and other terms do not suffice or express ones astonishment, suprise etc one turns to this word. Many people tend to use this term when they are watching something impressive or completely out of this world i.e Criss Angel, elephant doing a pig, or anything that Jon H. does

Jon: Holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag! Criss Angel just ate his head in one bite WHAT THE HELLLLL??? HOLYSHITFACEMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTBAG HE JUST SPAT IT BACK OUT THATS FUCKING INSANE DUDE!

by bringin sexyback August 1, 2006