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Holy Shirt 

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
Holy Shirt by Patata con leche November 11, 2017
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Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy forking shirtballs

A saying, commonly used by Eleanor Shellstrop from "The Good Place. " The "fork" and "shirt" represent fuck and shit respectively, as swearing is not allowed in The Good Place
"Holy forking shirtballs... we're in the Good Place!"

holyshiteriffic 

Very similar to exclaiming Holy shit! But with the 'terrific' at the end, you are exclaiming holy shit as a good thing.
Ex.: holyshiteriffic ! My favorite episode of South Park is on!
holyshiteriffic by El Joey November 2, 2006

Holyshitified

The sudden shock and awe one feels after witnessing a traumatizing or comedic event, the only word one uses after said event is "Holy Shit"
Person 1:"Dude did you see the fight between those two I have never seen so much blood...."

Person 2: "Yeah man I was holyshitified"
Holyshitified by Shepherd Smith October 20, 2009

holyshitomgfuck

A mash of common exclamations used to describe a situation that is otherwise mindbendingly undefineable. Also known by the acronym HSOMGF.
Did you see that episode of True Blood where Lorena's head got twisted backwards during sex? Holyshitomgfuck!
holyshitomgfuck by OpenThePandorica December 14, 2010
More like an expression; Extremely Surprised/Shocked. Unbelievable.
HOLYSHIT, it's a dinosaur!
HOLYSHIT, MUM'S BACK!
HOLYSHIT by KenXtreme July 24, 2010
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