Holy Dick 

An expression of surprise or shock, much like "Holy Shit" but made much classier by the reference of male genitalia

Thing 1: BOO!
Thing 2: HOLY DICK! You scared me, you little hellion!!

Holy Dick by skyybloo July 14, 2010

Holy Dick 

n. A dick that goes into a lot of holes; the penis of a manslut.

I went to church on New Year's Day because my resolution is to have a Holy Dick this year.

Holy Dick by ThotfulBro January 1, 2017

Holy Dick Slap 

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!

Holy Dick Slap by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020

Holy Dick Casserole 

Something exclaimed by an epic gamer to express being surprised.

Guy 1: Holy dick casserole, there's anime on board! We must destroy it!
Guy 2: On it!

Holy Dick Casserole by BlaketheBlock March 4, 2021

Holy Dick Fuck 

When some thing is so mind blowing that you cant say anything else but Holy Dick Fuck.

Person #1 Bro, dude I was with a girl with a HUGE ASS last night!

Person #2 Holy Dick Fuck

Holy Dick Fuck by that person who sits by you. November 28, 2017

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples 

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey 

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017