He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.
by ThotfulBro September 22, 2017
by ThotfulBro January 01, 2017
A crazy ass motherfuckin G. He's probably a professor or something for some hard science class you're taking and he spends just as much time talking about his time doing drugs as a college student as he spends teaching your class.
"Did you go to Mahbub's lecture this morning?"
"Yeah, I love chemical engineering now, he taught us how to make our own weed!"
"Yeah, I love chemical engineering now, he taught us how to make our own weed!"
by ThotfulBro September 22, 2017