Holmen 

a growing community (though still relatively small) of mostly hicks and twilight fangirl emos. the school has about 2-3 openly gay boys, and about half of the girls say they are bisexual as a way to gain attention. most of the kids in the school have some sort of substance abuse problem. dip and cigarettes are very popular amongst these teenagers. there are about 5 black people in the whole town, mostly white, but a lot of hmong people as well. the town is filled with racisim and general intolerance, but is getting better.

"eww, it smells like shit!"
"yeah we just drove through Holmen, Wisconsin."
"oh, that explains all the minority carcases surrounded by dip tins..."
"yeah, and some big hick was fucking a cow back there too."

Holmen by BobbyLicious♥ July 27, 2009

Holmen 

Holmen

A Holmen is an axtremely cool person, who have lots of money and will own your life if u mess with him.
You can often see a Holmen in the jungle or at the top of Mount Everest.
A Holmen has always something funny to say, and if he gets tired he will ask a random person for there house and buy it. And then when he is done with the house, he sells it for 10 dolla dolla bill yall so hobos/Geigers/prostitutes can buy it.

Last word from a Holmen victim. " Dont mess with a Holmen he is cray, and will kick your nuts in" " Oh believe me ive been there"

Some known facts about a Holmen:

A Holmen is always prepared

A Holmen will never give up

A Holmen is the best Holmen

Dont try a Holmen if youre not a Holmen

A Geiger can never be a Holmen

Holmen "eierdeglett" in Latin. Means best boi EU. Are from the land in the North of China, Or more from the village hidden in the awesomeness. There was a hero called Eirich el Holmen and was a god in this village. One day a poisenous sloth came by and tried to kill the whole village with a spoon. Then almighty Eirich el Holmen stomped the sloth. So after that many people took the name "Holmen"

Examples:

"Oh shit Nigga, theres a Holmen we bettah not mess with him"

"I hope that Holmen dont buy my house"

"Finally a Holmen who can save us!"

"Is there anny Holmen around here? I need some help"

"Where the hell is Holmen?"

Holmen by ThaHolms March 22, 2013

holmen high school 

druggies, thots, and hoes oh my. if ur looking for desperate nudes you know where to go. don’t hesitate to beat eachother up cuz we got lots of that. average teachers? those too! try hard group? no problem! real friends are rare but they are there. fake friends come like a wild fire and half the teachers are abt to retire.

were do you do to school?

holmen high school.

oh ew.

holmen high school by hhsems March 13, 2019

cove holden

An absolute sweetheart. He is honest to god the sweetest guy ever. Treasure him, because you’ll never meet a greater guy than Cove Holden

Cove Holden deserves the world and more.

cove holden by MC Jamie L December 2, 2020

Holden Craptiva 

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

Holden Craptiva by MoronHater July 23, 2016

Cove Holden

The literal love of everyone’s lives once they meet him. He’s from the game Our Life: Beginnings and Always by GB-Patch games. An absolute dork and sweetheart

Person A: Why do you keep playing that game with Cove Holden?
Person B: He’s the love of my life, don’t question me

Cove Holden by God 707 Lover August 6, 2021

A.J. Holmes 

Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.

Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.

A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.

A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.

The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.

A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.

A.J. Holmes by starship_ranger January 13, 2012