a growing community (though still relatively small) of mostly hicks and twilight fangirl emos. the school has about 2-3 openly gay boys, and about half of the girls say they are bisexual as a way to gain attention. most of the kids in the school have some sort of substance abuse problem. dip and cigarettes are very popular amongst these teenagers. there are about 5 black people in the whole town, mostly white, but a lot of hmong people as well. the town is filled with racisim and general intolerance, but is getting better.
"eww, it smells like shit!"
"yeah we just drove through Holmen, Wisconsin."
"oh, that explains all the minority carcases surrounded by dip tins..."
"yeah, and some big hick was fucking a cow back there too."
"yeah we just drove through Holmen, Wisconsin."
"oh, that explains all the minority carcases surrounded by dip tins..."
"yeah, and some big hick was fucking a cow back there too."
by BobbyLicious♥ July 27, 2009
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A Holmen is an axtremely cool person, who have lots of money and will own your life if u mess with him.
You can often see a Holmen in the jungle or at the top of Mount Everest.
A Holmen has always something funny to say, and if he gets tired he will ask a random person for there house and buy it. And then when he is done with the house, he sells it for 10 dolla dolla bill yall so hobos/Geigers/prostitutes can buy it.
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Holmen "eierdeglett" in Latin. Means best boi EU. Are from the land in the North of China, Or more from the village hidden in the awesomeness. There was a hero called Eirich el Holmen and was a god in this village. One day a poisenous sloth came by and tried to kill the whole village with a spoon. Then almighty Eirich el Holmen stomped the sloth. So after that many people took the name "Holmen"
A Holmen is an axtremely cool person, who have lots of money and will own your life if u mess with him.
You can often see a Holmen in the jungle or at the top of Mount Everest.
A Holmen has always something funny to say, and if he gets tired he will ask a random person for there house and buy it. And then when he is done with the house, he sells it for 10 dolla dolla bill yall so hobos/Geigers/prostitutes can buy it.
Last word from a Holmen victim. " Dont mess with a Holmen he is cray, and will kick your nuts in" " Oh believe me ive been there"
Some known facts about a Holmen:
A Holmen is always prepared
A Holmen will never give up
A Holmen is the best Holmen
Dont try a Holmen if youre not a Holmen
A Geiger can never be a Holmen
Holmen "eierdeglett" in Latin. Means best boi EU. Are from the land in the North of China, Or more from the village hidden in the awesomeness. There was a hero called Eirich el Holmen and was a god in this village. One day a poisenous sloth came by and tried to kill the whole village with a spoon. Then almighty Eirich el Holmen stomped the sloth. So after that many people took the name "Holmen"
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