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Hoovinator

Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.

Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
You've just been hoovinated by the Hoovinator!
Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011

Hoppinator 

A Ben Franklin look alike with a magic finger capable of pointing out work for others while eating his salad and smoking a blueberry cigar.
Look at Stilwell work his ass off,the Hoppinator struck again!
Hoppinator by skidyard June 11, 2006

Houdinator 

A lazy person, who mananges to disappear, (much like Houdini) anytime there is work to be done.
You're a Houdinator! How do you manage to always disappear when there is work to be done, but always manage to re-appear when the food is on the table?
Houdinator by nuscar October 15, 2008

Hobinator 

Real Name: Marc Hobin

The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:

"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."
Examples:

"Hobinator sucks."
"You're a Hobinator."
"68.188.110.210 sucks."
"You're a 68.188.110.210."
"Hob is here...
he is queer...
I WILL SMEAR."
"Wait! Marc HOBIN? I thought his name was Krandall!"
Hobinator by M. LeCon April 12, 2005

The Hoginator 

When a man is nailing a hook from behind, he reaches down, under her arm and up and around and proceeds to pull on her hair while feeding the pony.
Bru..I heard alot of noise in the room your were in. What did you do to her?

A. I gave her the hoginator and she loved every minute of it!
The Hoginator by Dr. Wanch November 4, 2008