Real Name: Marc Hobin
The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:
"Teach me to hax." (repeat over
the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold
the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."