Real Name: Marc Hobin
The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:
"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only
woman hold grudes." (two typos =
fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the
internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn'
t notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."