hold this 

when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".

"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"

hold this by deeshit January 26, 2008

Hold this beer and watch... 

The last words spoken by drunken fools.

-Bro' hold this beer and watch...

Hold this beer and watch... by Tobacco road January 2, 2011

hold this l 

hold this loss

It's when you lose at something, and someone says "hold this l"

Steve: "I think Hilary Clinton is going to win."
James: "Nah it's gonna be Donald Trump, hold this l."

hold this l by shellshockerz July 20, 2016

hold this tale and let me fuck this horse 

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

hold this tale and let me fuck this horse by ugly84 January 11, 2010

Hold this L 

It means someone gets roasted or says something stupid they have to hold the L or catch it

Nigga hold this L I roasted you good

Hold this L by lmaow4ldoe August 28, 2016

Hold this l 

When your nibba done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh... just smh dawg just hold this L

Hold this l by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

Hold this l 

When your nibba just done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh just..... smh just hold this l

Hold this l by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018