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One who frequently falls asleep at an unacceptable time or place.
During the rager in the woods Carl Hokansed disturbingly close to the fire.
Hokans by C-bags December 7, 2006
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sweater hogans 

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.
"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"
sweater hogans by Baji January 2, 2009
A nickname for especially pink breasts introduced by the Dutch prairie settlers of eastern Montana. A bra was commonly referred to as a Hogan Holster.
"Doctor, can you prescribe some salve for my puffy hogans?"
hogans by max barshled August 14, 2007
Breasts larger than average.
She's got some hogans! or, I'd love to slap my cock between those hogans!!
hogans by Ry May 21, 2004
The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.
DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.
Hokens by navypr June 24, 2010
She has a beautiful set of hogans.
hogans by Leslee November 8, 2003

Hokanson 

ahh!! im a hokanson
Hokanson by wstyuj January 7, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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