Hokans

One who frequently falls asleep at an unacceptable time or place.

During the rager in the woods Carl Hokansed disturbingly close to the fire.

by C-bags December 7, 2006

Hokan

A term used to describe an elite group of men across the South-east US who are extremely skilled in the art of sarcasm and the hypnotic arts. They are mostly known to have fantastic girlfriends who they attract with their fierce loyalty and great sense of humor.

oh hayyyy. i'm insert female name here. my boyfriend is a hokan. he's really cool.

by TheMysteriousBlackMan. April 20, 2011