Hokans

One who frequently falls asleep at an unacceptable time or place.

During the rager in the woods Carl Hokansed disturbingly close to the fire.

Hokans by C-bags December 7, 2006

sweater hogans 

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.

"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"

sweater hogans by Baji January 2, 2009

hogans 

A nickname for especially pink breasts introduced by the Dutch prairie settlers of eastern Montana. A bra was commonly referred to as a Hogan Holster.

"Doctor, can you prescribe some salve for my puffy hogans?"

hogans by max barshled August 14, 2007

hogans 

Breasts larger than average.

She's got some hogans! or, I'd love to slap my cock between those hogans!!

hogans by Ry May 21, 2004

Hokens 

The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.

DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.

Hokens by navypr June 24, 2010

hogans 

Breasts.

She has a beautiful set of hogans.

hogans by Leslee November 8, 2003

Hokanson 

crazy

ahh!! im a hokanson

Hokanson by wstyuj January 7, 2009