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(HOY-SCH) a sound used to describe someone who is ugly beyond words.
(A girl walks by)....Hoisch....
Hoisch by king of petoria January 5, 2008
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hosching 

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently
Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?
hosching by sillyphilly January 27, 2016
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Houschee 

Houschee or, in Europe, Housche (pronounced 'WHO-SHEE')

A Beave (vajayjay) that is in a state of wild, uncontrolled, untamed disorder; unkempt, unshaven, untrimmed, unmaintained. Basically a messy, hairy twat.
N. I was all jacked to get w/her, but when we got neked I was grossed out to see that she had a Houschee.

Adj. Thanks for dumping out the lego on the floor asshole - you just Houschee'd it all up.

Adv. Who's going to clean up the Lego Houschee?

V. I just Houschee'd his hair all up.

Prop. N. I can't even call you a messy slob, cuz, truth be told, you're a straight-up Houschee.
Houschee by jeffermac September 10, 2011
acting like a hoe; one who gets around
Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.
hoish by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006
one who is ho-like in appearance or thought
"Ugh, put a bra on, you look all hoish."
hoish by carolinesunshine:) January 18, 2005

Mr. Hofschild 

The greatest most amazing teacher in the world. He's also short, and good at doing physics.
Has a goatee, glasses, and is a beast.
Student1: I have a good teacher.
Student2: Is his name Mr. Hofschild?
Student1: No.
Student2: Then shut up.
Mr. Hofschild by Special Kyle May 27, 2010
n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled
1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"
hoitch by Lainason January 17, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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