Hoisch

(HOY-SCH) a sound used to describe someone who is ugly beyond words.

(A girl walks by)....Hoisch....

by king of petoria January 5, 2008

hosching

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently

Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?

by sillyphilly January 27, 2016

Houschee

Houschee or, in Europe, Housche (pronounced 'WHO-SHEE')

A Beave (vajayjay) that is in a state of wild, uncontrolled, untamed disorder; unkempt, unshaven, untrimmed, unmaintained. Basically a messy, hairy twat.

N. I was all jacked to get w/her, but when we got neked I was grossed out to see that she had a Houschee.

Adj. Thanks for dumping out the lego on the floor asshole - you just Houschee'd it all up.

Adv. Who's going to clean up the Lego Houschee?

V. I just Houschee'd his hair all up.

Prop. N. I can't even call you a messy slob, cuz, truth be told, you're a straight-up Houschee.

by jeffermac September 10, 2011

hoish

acting like a hoe; one who gets around

Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.

by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006

hoish

one who is ho-like in appearance or thought

"Ugh, put a bra on, you look all hoish."

by carolinesunshine:) January 18, 2005

Mr. Hofschild

The greatest most amazing teacher in the world. He's also short, and good at doing physics.
Has a goatee, glasses, and is a beast.

Student1: I have a good teacher.
Student2: Is his name Mr. Hofschild?
Student1: No.
Student2: Then shut up.

by Special Kyle May 27, 2010

hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007