Hoisch 

(HOY-SCH) a sound used to describe someone who is ugly beyond words.

(A girl walks by)....Hoisch....

Hoisch by king of petoria January 5, 2008

hosching 

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently

Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?

hosching by sillyphilly January 27, 2016

Houschee 

Houschee or, in Europe, Housche (pronounced 'WHO-SHEE')

A Beave (vajayjay) that is in a state of wild, uncontrolled, untamed disorder; unkempt, unshaven, untrimmed, unmaintained. Basically a messy, hairy twat.

N. I was all jacked to get w/her, but when we got neked I was grossed out to see that she had a Houschee.

Adj. Thanks for dumping out the lego on the floor asshole - you just Houschee'd it all up.

Adv. Who's going to clean up the Lego Houschee?

V. I just Houschee'd his hair all up.

Prop. N. I can't even call you a messy slob, cuz, truth be told, you're a straight-up Houschee.

Houschee by jeffermac September 10, 2011

hoish 

acting like a hoe; one who gets around

Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.

hoish by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006

hoish 

one who is ho-like in appearance or thought

"Ugh, put a bra on, you look all hoish."

hoish by carolinesunshine:) January 18, 2005

Mr. Hofschild 

The greatest most amazing teacher in the world. He's also short, and good at doing physics.
Has a goatee, glasses, and is a beast.

Student1: I have a good teacher.
Student2: Is his name Mr. Hofschild?
Student1: No.
Student2: Then shut up.

Mr. Hofschild by Special Kyle May 27, 2010

hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

hoitch by Lainason January 17, 2007