"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

hog fucked by david December 14, 2003

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Humpty Hog Fuckin

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!

Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.

Humpty Hog Fuckin by Ice Man 6572 June 27, 2016

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Hog fuckin

When a guy ties up a girl into a hog tie(two arms and one leg) then just fucks the shit out of her until she looks like a complete mess (like a hog) best

Me- "Hey Hoover, did ya finally get a piece of ass from that girl yet?"
Hoover- "hell ya man I gave er a good ol hog fuckin. She didn't know where she was at the next day"
Me- "fuckin right nugga"

Hog fuckin by Hooverlikeslittleboys March 8, 2010

foul fuckin hog

1. a girl who is really really fuckin nasty! also can be a

nasty slut.

2. somone you would not touch with your enemies dick

Tesa Johns is a foul fuckin hog!!

foul fuckin hog by F.F.H. February 25, 2011

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