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housepiphany 

–noun, plural -nies.
A spontaneous diagnosis made by House M.D., triggered by what appears to be random thoughts or actions.
In season 5, episode 18 "Here Kitty", After ruling out multiple illnesses and managing to keep Cuddy from ejecting the patient on suspicion that she's a Münchausen's, House has a housepiphany when he observes Debbie sitting on his warm computer, and determines that the cat was attracted to warmth, explaining the "death visits", as all the victims were exuding heat in some manner (the heat came from the warming blankets placed on the patients).
housepiphany by Yammo October 13, 2009
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Hoepiphany 

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.
Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.
Hoepiphany by chizzthekid October 6, 2016
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hoepiphany 

When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.
Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year
hoepiphany by tittymilk69 May 30, 2016

hoepiphany 

That moment when you realize you are a hoe.
Kim had a hoepiphany when she realized that she could charge money for lowblows.
hoepiphany by swagmar93 June 9, 2016
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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