housepiphany

–noun, plural -nies.
A spontaneous diagnosis made by House M.D., triggered by what appears to be random thoughts or actions.

In season 5, episode 18 "Here Kitty", After ruling out multiple illnesses and managing to keep Cuddy from ejecting the patient on suspicion that she's a Münchausen's, House has a housepiphany when he observes Debbie sitting on his warm computer, and determines that the cat was attracted to warmth, explaining the "death visits", as all the victims were exuding heat in some manner (the heat came from the warming blankets placed on the patients).

by Yammo October 13, 2009

Hoepiphany

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

by chizzthekid October 6, 2016

hoepiphany

When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.

Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year

by tittymilk69 May 30, 2016

hoepiphany

That moment when you realize you are a hoe.

Kim had a hoepiphany when she realized that she could charge money for lowblows.

by swagmar93 June 9, 2016