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Hoenn baby 

People who grew up on the Gameboy Advance Generation of Pokémon games. These people are generally fanatical about Hoenn (Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald). They are famous for their belief that no Pokémon game will ever succeed the Hoenn Generation. And their most prominent trait is they all universally believe that Hoenn remakes are the Second Coming.
Satoru Iwata: "I present to you, Pokémon X & Y"
Pokémon Fan: "WAHH!! I wanted Hoenn remakes"
Other Pokémon Fan: "You're such a Hoenn baby".
Hoenn baby by verndanturf January 22, 2013

Hoenn starters 

torchic line chicken that rosted it's self
Mudkip line an axolotl that grows a fuck tone of mussel
And
treeko line raptor gekkos with swords
The fucks up with the hoenn starters

Hoenn Special Disease (HSD)

A satirical gaming term used in Pokémon communities to describe a player who completely sabotages their own tactical advantage by over-prioritizing raw damage. Specifically, it refers to a bruiser (whether a mixed attacker or not) using moves that make them more frail, especially while in Strong Style. It can also refer to a glass cannon (mixed attacker or otherwise) using Strong Style and/or moves that decrease their action speed, leaving them completely vulnerable to multiple consecutive counter-attacks.
Player A: "The boss just took three turns in a row and wiped my team after I clicked my strongest move. This game is unfair!

"Player B: "You have a classic case of Hoenn Special Disease (HSD). You used a Strong Style recoil move with a glass cannon, completely wrecked your own action speed, and gave the enemy a free win.

The Hoenn Special

When a pokemon has evenly split out special attack and physical attack, at the expense of defenses and speed.

it's called the hoenn special because this mainly impacted pokemon introduced in hoenn
did you see mega victreebell, he has the hoenn special.
nickname for why dont we member Jonah Marais. he is thought to be a singer by day, stripper by night. this was brought up after his famous words "im quite the sex object".
hoenah is getting it tonight

hoenah is back again....
hoenah by hoenah fan August 22, 2018

George Hennen 

An individual of Canada, allegedly, who is missing and unidentified/unknown.
Kyle: Do you know George Hennen?
Jesse: No, I havent seen him.
Kyle: Fuck eh, Im stoked to see G Henney though.
George Hennen by Official Chucky September 4, 2017