Hoe King
Hoe King by Longdickin304s May 10, 2022
Words you can keep
HOE CHECK-KING
The BEST at keeping the workplace dry and making you feel like an idiot even when you are right about something.
aka Jeremiah Shaddy
aka Jeremiah Shaddy
J: Your heads down but i know Jesus isn't what you are looking for.
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king
HOE CHECK-KING by Hoe check prince April 19, 2022
Related Words
Hoeking • HOE CHECK-KING • Lion King that Hoe • King shlong dat hoe • Hoeking Up • hoe • hoe cake • hoe ass niggas • Hoe Ass • HOE NUTS
Lion King that Hoe
when you f*** a girl from behind, cum on her back, take some on your thumb, turn her over and make a line on her forehead with your thumb, whilst whispering "Simba"
"Yo nigga, I Lion king that hoe every night"
"I Simba'd her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything sexual as lion king"
"I Simba'd her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything sexual as lion king"
Lion King that Hoe by yaanni December 28, 2009
Lion King that Hoe
When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.
Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch
Lion King that Hoe by seandawg October 16, 2007
King shlong dat hoe
King shlong dat hoe by king slong August 5, 2008
Hoeking
1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?
Hoe: You’re my side bitch!
You: Are you fucking hoeking with me
2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.
You: Are you hoeking?
Hoe: You’re my side bitch!
You: Are you fucking hoeking with me
2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.
You: Are you hoeking?
Hoeking by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019
Hoeking Up
Hoeking Up by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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