Hoe King

Got Hoes And Got Money and Got Kids by them all

Becky got married and had a kid by side nigga PB aka Hoe King

by Longdickin304s May 10, 2022

HOE CHECK-KING

The BEST at keeping the workplace dry and making you feel like an idiot even when you are right about something.
aka Jeremiah Shaddy

J: Your heads down but i know Jesus isn't what you are looking for.
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king

by Hoe check prince April 19, 2022

Lion King that Hoe

when you f*** a girl from behind, cum on her back, take some on your thumb, turn her over and make a line on her forehead with your thumb, whilst whispering "Simba"

"Yo nigga, I Lion king that hoe every night"
"I Simba'd her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything sexual as lion king"

by yaanni December 28, 2009

Lion King that Hoe

When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.

Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch

by seandawg October 16, 2007

King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

by king slong August 5, 2008

Hoeking

When a hoe (man-hoe, or female-hoe) seems to be joking and/or is joking.

1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?

Hoe: You’re my side bitch!

You: Are you fucking hoeking with me

2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.

You: Are you hoeking?

by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

Hoeking Up

When you hook up and have a relationship with a hoe.

That guy guy’s hoeking up with Brenna.
Didn’t she just cheat on her boyfriend a day ago?

by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019