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Hoe Faced 

To be, generally, a fucked up cock sucker. One of the most annoying people ever, Hoe Faced people should be avoided wherever possible.
Hoe Faced Prick with goofy teeth - "'Lo!"
Guy - "Get the fuck away from me, you Hoe Faced dick!"

Example of what a Hoe Faced person would say

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hoe faced slut 

loosely used to describe J'enae, who is in fact, a hoe faced slut.
"that bitch J'enae is a hoe faced slut"
hoe faced slut by DianaLeigh January 31, 2008

twat-faced hoe-bag 

a girl that people refer to as a slut/slag/whore/hoe/bitch if she has done something to annoy you.
SHE'S SUCH A TWAT-FACED HOE-BAG!

Slut-faced-hoe-bag 

A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.
God did you see Alicia last night at the dance, such a slut-faced-hoe-bag!
Slut-faced-hoe-bag by We are Emily's December 13, 2009

hoe face 

a word used as a friendly insult towards your friends ;or a rude comment to that chick you hate.
1. your friend flirts with the guy who obviously wants you, so she's a hoe face.
ex. " jessica you hoe face, he doesnt want you."

2. the girl you hate walks by, looking better than you in the shirt your wearing.
ex. " that bitch has my shirt on, fucking hoe face."
hoe face by marissa =] June 22, 2008

NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome) 

When a person's face & hair is so nappy and they still act like they are complete hotties!
Skyler: "Man look at Kailei."
Brian: " She's so nappy."
Stetsen: "She has a bad case of NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)"

Hoe Face 

Yet another twisted form of endearment, usually given to a girl who a guy is best friends with.
Guy: Hey hoe face. Miss ya around here, hows it going?

Girl: I'm fine, you loser.
Hoe Face by Carleigh135 February 22, 2010
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