Hodrojing

Hodrojing is the act of making ones life harder than it has to be, there could be other more simple, efficient solutions to your problem but hodrojing ignores those solutions.

Person 1: Yo man can you get me a glass of water?
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): Sure, *leaves the room and disappears for three days*
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): *Reappears with one glass of water* Hey man I'm back, I just had to visit Switzerland to get you so some water.

Hodrojing by HMAR _SLAYER 27 September 30, 2020

hodoring 

To walk around without pants with one's fleshy Pringles can swinging about.

Adam was hodoring around the office to the dismay of his co-worker.

hodoring by MrTrouserBoss February 4, 2014

hodoring 

To hold the door for someone else for an inexplicably long time and vague reason.

/h'old/ /duh/ /door/

"Hey June, how long has Klyde been out there holding the door?"
"Oh I don't know, probably going on three days now."

"Why is he doing it?"
"I don't know, he won't tell me. All I know as that it started with me bringing in the groceries the other day and it hasn't subsisted since."
"Wow--odd--well all he said was 'hodor, hodor' when I asked him."
"I know, I tell ya what, he's on the quick path to hodoring his way to an early grave if he keeps that shit up."

hodoring by WillyWonkasWildWords September 5, 2016

Horroring

To act Spooky. Trying to scare someone.

Hey you, stop horroring around!

Horroring by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018

Hotroning 

Someone who plays Evony and is destined never to win the Raged King on the Wheel of Fortune.

Player 1: Oh look, Dave's in the Tavern and he's spinning the Wheel of Fortune.
Player 2: yeah he's Hotroning the hell out of it but he ain't ever gonna win that Raged King.

Hotroning by Hotron December 3, 2022