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hodoring 

To hold the door for someone else for an inexplicably long time and vague reason.

/h'old/ /duh/ /door/
"Hey June, how long has Klyde been out there holding the door?"
"Oh I don't know, probably going on three days now."

"Why is he doing it?"
"I don't know, he won't tell me. All I know as that it started with me bringing in the groceries the other day and it hasn't subsisted since."
"Wow--odd--well all he said was 'hodor, hodor' when I asked him."
"I know, I tell ya what, he's on the quick path to hodoring his way to an early grave if he keeps that shit up."
hodoring by WillyWonkasWildWords September 5, 2016
Related Words
Travelling at a good pace; driving at great speed; speeding.
The bus came hooring down Adelaide Street and knocked the jaywalker on her arse
hooring by Up Yours Pascoe July 23, 2003

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026