hodoring
hodoring by MrTrouserBoss February 4, 2014
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To hold the door for someone else for an inexplicably long time and vague reason.
/h'old/ /duh/ /door/
/h'old/ /duh/ /door/
"Hey June, how long has Klyde been out there holding the door?"
"Oh I don't know, probably going on three days now."
"Why is he doing it?"
"I don't know, he won't tell me. All I know as that it started with me bringing in the groceries the other day and it hasn't subsisted since."
"Wow--odd--well all he said was 'hodor, hodor' when I asked him."
"I know, I tell ya what, he's on the quick path to hodoring his way to an early grave if he keeps that shit up."
"Oh I don't know, probably going on three days now."
"Why is he doing it?"
"I don't know, he won't tell me. All I know as that it started with me bringing in the groceries the other day and it hasn't subsisted since."
"Wow--odd--well all he said was 'hodor, hodor' when I asked him."
"I know, I tell ya what, he's on the quick path to hodoring his way to an early grave if he keeps that shit up."
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
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