Hockeology 

The study of sewer/septic drain system stoppage and/or backups

"The technical field of Hockeology requires a strong stomach."

Hockeology by Samuel Davis October 20, 2008

Hoeology 

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.

1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right

Hoeology by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004

Hoeology 

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.

Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.

Hoeology by Brian Butch October 26, 2007

Hockeologist 

One who studies the growth of roots in a sewer/septic drain system and removes objects of stoppage ie: roots, white rats, toys, etc.

I paid a hockeologist to auger out my johnny.

Hockeologist by Samuel Davis October 20, 2008

Hodgeology 

The study of Hodge: the study of masturbation

At college I am going to study Hodgeology

Hodgeology by Elmo Buono February 18, 2008

holeology 

The study of holy holes of holyness

fuck off you holeology

holeology by Holeology Nerd February 24, 2017

hockatology 

The study of hockey, feces, shit, etc.

My four year degree is in hockatology.

hockatology by CleeClay October 11, 2023