Hobbleblob 

1. A person who has difficulty walking from being overweight.

2. A fat person with a limp.

"Look at that hobbleblob coming down the street!"

Hobbleblob by Sadiddy July 26, 2012

hobbleflobbinhobbingobble

A term for when you can't find the word to describe a certain thing, you say this. The idiotic version of supercalifragolisticexpialidocius.

Barry told me to come over for netflix and chill, all that came out was,hobbleflobbinhobbingobble.

hobbleflobbinhobbingobble by DEMJUICEY January 4, 2017

hobbledobble 

Unintelligible yammer, often describing the art of taking an hour to say nothing of any value whatsoever. Generally used by people who like to pretend they're either British or Jack Sparrow.

"Catch that colloquium on the delineation of elementary particulate streams last night?"

"Indeed good sir, but I could make neither heads nor tails of that hobbledobble."

hobbledobble by Tacheon Black June 16, 2009

Hobblegloffin 

This is what happens when a guy squeezes his gush gush and sneezes at the same time. the sneeze releases phlegm while his gush gush phlegms something else.

Dude last night while I was jacking it I totally hobblegloffined.

Hobblegloffin by Magicallydelicious April 21, 2015

Hibblebobble 

When u have issues saying I love you

hibblebobble u

Hibblebobble u too

Hibblebobble by Shajax July 2, 2021

Hobblegobbled

Completely and utterly perplexed. Beyond confused. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines. The feeling of pure discombobulatation you get when someone says something so incredibly moronic that it makes you reconsider freedom of speech as a human right, and forces you to wonder whether they were struck by a falling coconut while you weren’t looking. The unadulterated bewilderment you experience when someone’s life has gone so devastatingly wrong, and they are so psychologically disturbed that they believe that you can wear ankle socks with trousers and not look like a complete cretin. Baffled

Person 1: Did you take the BDSM test?
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled as to how I got 92% pet.

Hobblegobbled by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021

Hobblegobbled

Completely and utterly perplexed. Confused beyond reason. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines and to the brink of psychological ruin. The feeling of pure discombobulation you experience when someone has the unmitigated audacity to say something so divinely and unequivocally moronic that it forces you to reconsider freedom of speech as a human right. The feeling of outright bewilderment when you’re subjected to when some miscreant has the unmitigated audacity to even suggest that wearing ankle socks and trousers is in any way acceptable; Baffled.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the BDSM test??
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled that I somehow got 92% pet.

Hobblegobbled by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021